Be Good Not Bad by Brian Warren

3 February 2006

Malty

John and I went to the homebrew shop to pick up some goodies for our next batch of brew, and I bought a fun device called a siphon starter. It is a plunger-based mechanism that is supposed to make starting a siphon super simple. When I picked it up, Andy, the guy there, said “That thing is malty!” But he didn’t just say “malty”, he said “Maltaaayyyyyyy”. John and I looked at him. He looked at us.

“Maltaaay?”
“Yeah! Malty.. you know, like ‘Sweet’?”
“Ooooh, maltaaayyyy.”
“Yeah… Maltaaaaayyyyyy. Anyway, that siphon starter is great. You’ll love it.”

Spread the word. And the word is “Maltaaayyyy.”